The Great Blue-Jay Battle Of 1983

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Next is

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Hey, welcome back to the Shade and I Show.

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My name is Shane.

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My name is Max.

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Puzzles come in pieces that you put together.

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Oh, why?

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I know it's coming, right?

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Yeah.

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I know you're going to see us up in random and it's coming.

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Every time you do it, it just makes me laugh.

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It makes me stop and I have to laugh.

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Well, there it is.

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And it's just so logical too at the same time.

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I usually just make statements of facts.

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Yeah.

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But everybody knows puzzles come in pieces, right?

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Well, I mean, there are some kind of puzzles that are like a single thing, like a puzzle

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box for example.

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That's one thing and then you got to open it.

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Right.

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But I happen to be looking at a jigsaw puzzle.

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Yeah.

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So you just go off with it, whatever you're looking at.

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And usually, yeah.

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Yeah.

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So if you were looking at my thumb, I'd say I could slice off that thumb to keep as a

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trophy.

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And I promise you this time we're not going to spend five minutes talking about coffee.

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Yeah.

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There you go.

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So I promise no more coffee talk.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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I'm going to try really hard.

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There's some business things I wanted to talk about, but I think I do it too much.

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All right.

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So what's up with you?

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I was sick recently.

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Did you have the vid?

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I don't think so.

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I tested and I came back nev-ed.

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Nev-ed?

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Yeah.

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I came back nev-ed, but from what I understand, like one of the new variants doesn't test

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positive on the home tests anyway.

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Yeah.

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Did you feel like the vid?

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It just felt terrible, man.

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I think just my new reaction to having a fever is that my whole fucking body is going to

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hurt.

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Right.

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You just become a bitch.

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And I don't become a bitch.

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I sleep.

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I sleep a lot.

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Yeah, but do you whine?

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I fucking whine, but I don't know.

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Luckily, it's just me in the room.

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Like, nobody will see me whine.

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Yeah, I get that.

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I was too sick to whine.

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Right.

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I was like, yeah.

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Like, you ever been so sick that and so like fucking just worn out and depleted from it

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that you're like, I would love to express how bad this feels, but I just don't have the

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energy for it.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I was like that.

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I had the vid, like way back when.

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Yeah, it sucked.

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How long did it last?

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The worst of it just lasted a day.

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It was bad enough that I was considering going to the fucking ER to get checked out just

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to make sure I wasn't dying.

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Right.

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Because I was like, this feels so fucking like a human body isn't supposed to feel this

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way.

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I'm worried.

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Right.

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But then I woke up the next day and I was noticeably less sick.

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Yeah, and you were like, hospital, let's not go.

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Well, I mean, if I'm getting better, why go?

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Right.

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Yeah.

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I mean, it's $400 to walk in the door.

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I know, man.

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I know.

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Need help.

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Okay.

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That'll be $455.

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That'll be 32 cents.

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Yeah.

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Why do they always get to throw like the 32 cents in like when you were, when you're a

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fucking, when you buy, have a purchase of like, if you have to go to a fucking hospital

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or you're paying insurance or like you're paying a bill, right?

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They always have like, oh, it's like $455 and 27 cents.

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And like, if you don't pay that 27 cents, they fucking hand you for it.

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Yeah.

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They're like, where's my mother fucking 27 cents?

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Yeah.

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You're like, bro, it's 27 cents.

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Like if you go to the emergency room, right?

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And it's like $400 and $32, right?

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Uh-huh.

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$432 and 29 cents.

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Yep.

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You don't pay that 29 cents.

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They send you to collections for that 29 fucking cents.

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If you, especially if it's for a small thing, if you talk to them and tell them like, I

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just can't like do this right now, they will fucking just write it off and you'll be fine.

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They won't hand you for it.

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It's just strange.

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Like, why do you gotta throw in the cents?

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Why do you have to throw in the cents?

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Yeah.

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Why can't you just use a nice round number?

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Like, yeah, okay.

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Like my insurance is like, my insurance a month, I pay like $48, right?

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Yeah.

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And it's just $48.

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Yeah.

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It's not like $48 and 29 cents.

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Right.

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Or it is my policy.

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Right.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah.

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Well, that's the simple part.

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But you know, when they're collecting their copays and all that, you know, they collect

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a million of them.

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29 cents times a million is a lot of cents.

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That's 29 million cents.

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I mean, some guy somewhere sat in the room.

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Yeah.

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And was like, you know how it could really fuck with people?

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29 cents.

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29 cents.

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Or if you really want to blow their mind, fucking just use like a, like a, like actually

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I think 29 is a prime number.

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So never mind.

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Just use a prime number like 29.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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So you get surgery and it's like $15,000 and 32 cents.

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Yeah.

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And you pay off the whole $15,000 and they're like, well, wait a minute here.

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Where's my fucking 32 cents?

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Where's our 32 cents?

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Yeah.

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This thing has been going on for a year and a half.

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We've had to send you a collection.

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That 32 cents now is like 500 bucks.

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Yeah.

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And then all of a sudden you got this collection agency calling you and the collection agency

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is like, can I speak with Mr. Mc...

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They never...

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And the collection agency is never fucking pronounced your name right.

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Well, they don't give a shit.

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Yeah.

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Can I speak with Mr. Maxwell McDonough...

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McDonough Hold?

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Yeah.

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Like nobody mispronounces my name.

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No, I'm just trying.

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Okay.

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I'm trying, man.

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Yeah.

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They fucking mispronounce my name all the time.

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Well, your name spelled insanely.

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I get called Shwayne.

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Yeah.

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No, I believe it.

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Shwayne.

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I believe it.

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Like Wayne, right?

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Yeah.

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Like Wayne, but it's Shwayne.

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Whoever it was, probably your parents who decided what your name was going to be, they

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decided to spell it.

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Just...

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There's just a Y actually.

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It's S-H-A-Y-N-E.

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It's not weird.

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You don't need the Y and the E.

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Well, that's...

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It is what it is.

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Yeah.

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I'm a unique individual.

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You are.

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What else is going on?

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Oh, shit, man.

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I was...

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You know what I was thinking about?

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Yeah.

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I'm just going to throw this out there because I don't really have a topic.

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Fucking do it.

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We never have a topic.

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That's not true.

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Sometimes we do, but we rarely end up talking about it.

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Yeah, but today I came in here blank.

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All right.

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Today I came in here blank, but I was thinking about something.

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I remember a time where people actually thought that if...

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And hopefully, well, this might offend some people.

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If you're one of these individuals, this might offend you, but there was a time in life where

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people thought if stupid people had more information, they wouldn't be so much of a

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stupid.

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Yeah.

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That didn't turn out very well, did it?

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No, it didn't.

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Well, here's the thing.

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People got more information and became stupider.

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I think here's what happened.

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Here's what happened.

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People assume...

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The people who thought everybody should have more information assumed as a base assumption

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that that information should be correct and truthful and distributed in good faith.

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Yeah, but that didn't happen.

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That didn't happen.

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Right?

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So if everybody was given the information that bluebirds are blue...

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Right.

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Right?

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Bear with me here.

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I'm scared with you.

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Yeah, everybody's given the information that bluebirds are blue.

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Right.

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Now, some people are going to ask why are bluebirds blue?

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We got to get to the bottom of this.

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So the fact...

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And some bluebirds.

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The fact of the matter is bluebirds, the way that their f*****g feathers are designed

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on a microscopic level just refracts blue light.

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Yeah.

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Right.

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As opposed to pigment, which absorbs all light, but the blue light.

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So now some people have been out there and they know full well that it's the microscopic

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refraction of whatever.

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Right.

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Okay.

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And I'm being purposely...

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I'm getting into a really weird, obscure topic.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Now, somebody out there on accident said, well, duh, they have blue pigment in their

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feathers.

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Right.

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That's not what it is.

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But they said duh and a lot of people believed them.

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Right.

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And then somebody said, you know what?

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Somebody in the blue pigment industry.

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Is there a blue pigment industry?

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Whatever.

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Big pigment.

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All right.

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So, big pigment was like, guys, we got to support this.

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Yeah.

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Right?

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We have to stop letting people get going after our bluebirds.

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Yeah.

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We have to stop letting people think that right now, as long as people think it's pigment,

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it's free advertising for us.

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When they discover the truth, it stops being free advertising for us.

278
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Okay.

279
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So, they're out there spreading that lie for their own sinister ends.

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For years.

281
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Yeah.

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And now, because people have decided that what really matters is why bluebirds are blue.

283
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Right.

284
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There's a whole culture war of pigment people versus refraction people.

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Now, neither of these people has bothered to look in a microscope to actually get the

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proof for themselves.

287
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Right.

288
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Right.

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Now, it might be because of refraction and the refraction people who know this to be

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true are honestly just taking the word of light scientists or probably.

291
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So the people over here.

292
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And then the pigment people are just taking the word of the guy that said duh.

293
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Are just taking the word of the guy that said duh.

294
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Right?

295
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He was like, not it.

296
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He was not credited for anything.

297
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Yes.

298
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And both sides are convinced that the other is probably evil and quite possibly raping

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children to death.

300
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Yeah.

301
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Because of this.

302
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And that's the way the more information thing worked out.

303
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Right.

304
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Yeah.

305
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Right.

306
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Well, and the other thing I was the other reason I was thinking about this, right, is

307
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because I've been watching our buddies, the alpha dudes.

308
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Oh, all right.

309
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They've been they've been at it again.

310
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Yeah.

311
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They have a three day camp.

312
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A three day camp.

313
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Yeah.

314
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Alpha camp.

315
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75, 75 hours, three days, 18,000 bucks.

316
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They ship you down.

317
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You go down there.

318
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Yeah.

319
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And a lot of people are making a big deal about this.

320
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And there's a reason why I'm talking about this.

321
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A lot of people are and I had a different avenue that I was going to take with this,

322
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but I've been thinking about it.

323
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A lot of people have been just like, dude, you got to be an idiot to pay 18,000 bucks.

324
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18,000 dollars.

325
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Yeah.

326
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To have our army veterans.

327
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Tell you.

328
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Be literally you for like three days.

329
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Right.

330
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And I was watching some other.

331
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I then I did some more research around it.

332
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Uh huh.

333
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And I was looking at the type of dudes that go to this thing, right?

334
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:21,760
Yeah.

335
00:12:21,760 --> 00:12:25,280
And they are the type of dudes that need somebody.

336
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To just yell on their face.

337
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To just yell at their face and tell them to fucking stop lying.

338
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Okay.

339
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Right.

340
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So they're actually getting the medicine they need.

341
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000
Yeah.

342
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They're just being duped into it.

343
00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:35,480
Yeah.

344
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,080
I mean, I don't think they're being duped into it.

345
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They know what they're signing up for.

346
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If they're paying the 18 grand, right?

347
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They have the money to pay it.

348
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:42,800
Yeah.

349
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Right.

350
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:46,280
They're the ones that are being like, okay, maybe I need this in my life.

351
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Or somebody in their life is like, hey, you're a fucking idiot and you need to go to this

352
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thing.

353
00:12:51,600 --> 00:12:52,600
Okay.

354
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Right.

355
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:54,600
Yeah.

356
00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:56,440
Somebody's somewhere is like, so my example is this, right?

357
00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:02,680
This guy, he has four, five pound weights in his hand and the guy's yelling at him.

358
00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:03,680
Yeah.

359
00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:06,360
He's like, how many weights do you, what are the weights in your hand?

360
00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:07,360
Uh huh.

361
00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,360
Right.

362
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:09,360
And the guy's like 20 pounds.

363
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:13,320
And he's like, no, what are the weights in your, what are the, what are the increments

364
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,280
of the weight in your hand?

365
00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,280
He's like 10 pounds.

366
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,680
And he's like, why are you fucking lying?

367
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:23,480
So this guy with the weights in his hand is fucking lying out of the gate.

368
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,800
They're five pounds, right?

369
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:30,360
He has two five pound weights in one hand, two five pound weights in another hand.

370
00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,280
He could have misunderstood the question.

371
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No.

372
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:37,400
The guy said, what are the increments, how many he could have, but the guy looked like

373
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an idiot.

374
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,800
He looked like he's, he's one of those guys that tries to bullshit his way through.

375
00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,840
Like, you know what I mean?

376
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,640
Like he looks like a fucking weasel.

377
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,640
Yeah.

378
00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:47,640
You know what I mean?

379
00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:51,720
And I think the people that sign up for these things are dudes that are weasels that don't

380
00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,440
want to be weasels anymore.

381
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:57,760
Or somebody, like I said in their life is like, you're acting like a fucktard.

382
00:13:57,760 --> 00:13:59,920
I didn't say, I didn't say the R word.

383
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I said fucktard.

384
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,920
Yes.

385
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,240
You're acting like a fucktard.

386
00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,160
You need to go get some kind of fucking help.

387
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,800
I'm trying to take a different approach to this thing because I think these guys get

388
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:09,800
hammered on.

389
00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,800
Yeah.

390
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,360
And they get railed on by people.

391
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:18,280
Like I'm more inclined to figure out why these guys want to pay 18 grand to go yell

392
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280
them.

393
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:24,600
I think it's because I think it's, I really think it's because they're fucktards and

394
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:28,720
they need somebody like, they've never had like a male role model in their life or anything

395
00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:30,680
and they try to get out of everything.

396
00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,840
They try to weasel out of everything and they like, you know, they don't do the hard, they

397
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:35,920
don't do hard work.

398
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:36,920
You know what I mean?

399
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,320
Like they don't, they've never had to do hard work in their life.

400
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,320
Right.

401
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:45,880
And so the solution instead of grinding down and working on themselves.

402
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:46,880
They don't know how to.

403
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,160
No, no, no, I get that.

404
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:53,680
But the solution instead of learning how to do this and get this done is to pay 18 grand

405
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:56,680
to get it all done in three days so they'll be fixed.

406
00:14:56,680 --> 00:15:00,920
Dude, if you have the money and you want a quick fix, why the fuck not?

407
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:03,720
Because there's no quick fixes to character difficulties.

408
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:04,720
We know that.

409
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:05,720
We know.

410
00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:06,720
We know.

411
00:15:06,720 --> 00:15:08,200
These guys paid this money, don't know that.

412
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,200
Yeah.

413
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:16,480
I'm just saying these fucking alpha dog guys or whatever the fuck they are are preying

414
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:24,480
on the week to give them exactly what they've always wanted, which is a quick fix for the

415
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least possible effort.

416
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,680
They're just emptying out their bank accounts to do it.

417
00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:32,880
See, I don't think, I don't know, man, I'm trying to have a different.

418
00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:38,280
Because I hammer on the ones that I really go off on are the fake alpha guys that are

419
00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:40,000
on the internet.

420
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:44,120
But I think I was watching a couple of things and these guys actually, the guys that run

421
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,960
this thing, they actually mean well.

422
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,960
You know what I mean?

423
00:15:48,960 --> 00:15:51,720
They're like, at least I think, right?

424
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,720
They mean well.

425
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,560
And I had to watch a few different things, right?

426
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:58,520
I had to do some research and I had to fucking watch a few different things.

427
00:15:58,520 --> 00:15:59,520
Right?

428
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:05,120
And I watched the people that flag, they talk shit about the program that never, that wouldn't

429
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,880
pay the 18 grand to do it.

430
00:16:06,880 --> 00:16:10,960
And then I watched some things about guys that did pay for it, right?

431
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,240
They did pay the 18 grand.

432
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:16,400
And one guy actually did it and he quit two days into it.

433
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:18,680
And he said it was too hard and he didn't want to do it.

434
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:19,840
He didn't want to change.

435
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:20,840
Right?

436
00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:24,280
He realized two days into it, he didn't want to change and he fucking left in the middle

437
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,280
of the night.

438
00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:26,280
Okay.

439
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:27,280
Right?

440
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:28,280
Yeah.

441
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280
But I don't know, man.

442
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:36,480
It's just weird to me that people can't, especially men, especially men, like we can't, they can't

443
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:39,280
just be like, oh yeah, I don't want to be a weasel anymore.

444
00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:44,560
And let me try to fucking figure out a way to change and work on that shit on your own.

445
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:47,280
Like, you know, I bet it should, I bet it should head.

446
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,280
Yeah, me too.

447
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:52,720
I made mistakes in my life, but I've learned from that shit and I've kind of moved on to

448
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,680
where I don't make those mistakes anymore.

449
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,680
Yeah.

450
00:16:55,680 --> 00:17:02,960
You put in the hard work and soul searching required to change your character shortcomings.

451
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:03,960
Right.

452
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:07,840
But I mean, it's, now I'm going to go back to this.

453
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,280
It's going to sound like I'm contradicting myself.

454
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,160
18 grand isn't going to fix that.

455
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,160
You know what I mean?

456
00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:18,040
Like if you're fuck, and you go into this week and a fuck, you may come out a couple

457
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:24,720
days not being a fuck, but you're going to still wind up a week later being a fuck.

458
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:29,840
If you don't take the principles or whatever they're trying to teach you and put it into

459
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,560
action in your life.

460
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:34,080
So you just wasted 18 grand.

461
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080
Yeah.

462
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,080
Right.

463
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,000
I think that's where a lot of the internet stuff is coming from is people are talking

464
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,560
about why do it.

465
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:41,560
Yeah.

466
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:49,520
Because I, all right, I will, I will, okay, I'll give these guys the benefit of the doubt.

467
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:50,520
That's what I'm trying to do.

468
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:51,520
All right.

469
00:17:51,520 --> 00:17:52,520
Fine.

470
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:59,520
But still what they're doing is even giving them the benefit of the doubt, what they're

471
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,440
doing is offering weasels the weasel way out.

472
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,440
Right.

473
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440
I agree with you.

474
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440
No, I agree with you.

475
00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,440
Yeah.

476
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:08,440
I'm not disagreeing with you.

477
00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,440
Even if they don't know that's what they're doing.

478
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,440
Right.

479
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:11,440
Yeah.

480
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:12,440
Right.

481
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,440
No, I agree with you.

482
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,120
But I'm just trying to have a different approach because they think a lot of people

483
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,920
slag on this and trust me, I wouldn't do it.

484
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,440
I wouldn't do it.

485
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:23,880
If they said, hey, why don't you, if you want to, if they actually came to me and said,

486
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:27,440
if they listen to this podcast and like, hey, you seem pretty open minded about what we

487
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,960
do here, why don't you, we'll, we'll fly you down here.

488
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,240
We'll let you do this whole program for free and you can have your own.

489
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,640
I'd fucking do it.

490
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,880
Oh, yeah.

491
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:40,200
If they're going to give us free shit, I will erase this episode right now.

492
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,880
No, I'm not going to erase the episode.

493
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,320
Well, if they're going to pay us, I will.

494
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:51,040
And I will go all in on fucking supporting this shit if they'll pay us.

495
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:54,640
But the ones, the other ones that get me are these guys online that try to tell you how

496
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,160
to be a man.

497
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,720
It's just, it just boggles me.

498
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,520
Do people really follow, like listen to these dudes?

499
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,400
Like, it's weird.

500
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,400
Well, maybe it's a generational thing.

501
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:16,200
Like maybe because, you know what, like, like my generation, like we never, it was never

502
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,600
discussed, you know what I mean?

503
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,600
This is like what you do, right?

504
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:23,320
Like this is what do you do to be like you had examples and you're on or you looked at

505
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,640
other people and there's like, oh, that's what you do.

506
00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,640
Right?

507
00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:31,440
You try not to treat people like shit, you know, or whatever.

508
00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:36,800
But I don't know, man, I was watching, I went down this rabbit hole of alpha stuff and it

509
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:42,600
just boggles my mind that there's dudes that are out there like, oh, that's what I need.

510
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,280
That's what I need in my life.

511
00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,280
Right?

512
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:50,320
And got me thinking, I should come up with my own fucking program.

513
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,320
We already have.

514
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:58,240
Yeah, but I mean, where I get down there and then here's that, you know, I was looking

515
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,640
to improve that seven and one half steps to a brighter, better you.

516
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:02,640
Yeah.

517
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:03,640
Yeah.

518
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:07,320
And that half step, you know what that half step is paying us 18 grand.

519
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,120
Well, yeah, but the other half of that is so it'd be eight steps to a brighter.

520
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:12,640
I added the other half.

521
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640
Yeah.

522
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:14,640
Yeah.

523
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:18,760
The other step is I come into your house and I just fucking yell at you.

524
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,760
Yeah.

525
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:20,760
Why you do stupid shit?

526
00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,760
All right.

527
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760
Yeah.

528
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,360
Why are you talking to your wife that way?

529
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:26,360
Yeah.

530
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,840
We could even do it even better than that.

531
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,840
Yeah.

532
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,080
Or what we'll do, here's what we'll do.

533
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:41,320
We will offer to sell them a home surveillance system and we'll get the feed to the home

534
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,680
surveillance system and there will be speakers and shit.

535
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,680
And so we.

536
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,840
When they do something stupid, we can just blast them.

537
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,440
Just fucking blast them.

538
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,960
Just be like, hey, fuck.

539
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,960
Tart.

540
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:58,120
Try listening to your wife when she talks to you in 2 a.m.

541
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,120
Hey, fuck.

542
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,120
Tart, get up.

543
00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:01,120
Yeah.

544
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,480
Time for your nine mile run.

545
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,480
Yeah.

546
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,880
It's part of being a alpha man.

547
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,320
Go fucking run for nine miles.

548
00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,920
Fucking run for nine miles.

549
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,520
We could fucking prerecord a bunch of stuff and just set it on timer.

550
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,400
Some of it will just go off at random.

551
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,400
Yeah.

552
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,400
That'd be cool.

553
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,400
Yeah.

554
00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,120
That's the extra help.

555
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
That's the extra help.

556
00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,120
The extra help is.

557
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,120
Yeah.

558
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:28,960
So look, they'll have to buy the cameras from us and they'll have to buy the speakers from

559
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:29,960
us.

560
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:30,960
Right.

561
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:35,240
And of course, they'll have to pay like a monthly fee for the surveillance service

562
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,240
from us.

563
00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,720
And our secret videos.

564
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:38,720
Right.

565
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,720
Yeah.

566
00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:41,720
So that's all on top of the 18 grand.

567
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,720
Yes.

568
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,720
Yeah.

569
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,960
Like if you just go down there to get yelled at for three days or whatever, dude, you should

570
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,840
at least offer some shit after like after words, right?

571
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:51,840
Absolutely.

572
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:56,240
Like the installing cameras is brilliant.

573
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,240
Yeah.

574
00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,680
Just imagine you're like the dude's just sitting there eating.

575
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,720
Why the fuck are you eating in and out, you tard?

576
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:04,720
Yeah.

577
00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:10,440
I see you there with your tube of cookie dough sitting in your undies sobbing.

578
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,840
You know your kid is a fuck and you need to help your kid.

579
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:14,840
Yeah.

580
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,480
Go be a dad.

581
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:17,480
That's right.

582
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:21,960
You know, your kid just jacked off into the manna of the jar.

583
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,160
But you just used stuff.

584
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,960
I wanted to let you eat it before I told you.

585
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:28,960
Yeah.

586
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:29,960
Yeah, that was it.

587
00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:30,960
I don't know.

588
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,360
I go I occasionally go on these deep dives.

589
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:39,120
It just boggles my mind that these guys exist in this in this and that people actually

590
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:43,920
like listen to what these guys have to say.

591
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,920
Right.

592
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,440
Like the guy and the guy.

593
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,760
I understand his is more shock value, right?

594
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,360
This is more like people don't agree with them.

595
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,360
It's more shock value.

596
00:22:53,360 --> 00:22:57,200
Like that just was like let me get views kind of thing.

597
00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:58,200
You know what I mean?

598
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:02,160
But there's actual serious guys that really believe their own their own height.

599
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,160
Yeah.

600
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:07,200
Or or they're so good at talking about it that they make you think they really believe their

601
00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,200
own height.

602
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:09,200
Right.

603
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,200
Who is that guy?

604
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:14,240
The guy that had the Lamborghini in his garage, but it wasn't about the Lamborghini.

605
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,480
He's about the books on a shelf.

606
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:17,480
Remember that guy?

607
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,480
No.

608
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,480
He was like big on YouTube for a while.

609
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,200
You'd always have those commercials like when YouTube ads first started.

610
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,200
Mm hmm.

611
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:27,880
Like he was like one of the first guys to figure out YouTube ads and he had an ad on YouTube

612
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,720
where he's like my name is Ty Lopez.

613
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,720
That's who it is.

614
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,720
No idea.

615
00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:34,720
Ty Lopez.

616
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,240
My name is Ty Lopez and yeah, I just got this Lamborghini and the Lamborghini's cool,

617
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:42,320
but you want to know what's cooler is the bookshelf in my garage.

618
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,200
Lamborghini's were never his, but he would try to sell you this.

619
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,520
Remember it's where I came up with a seven and one half steps.

620
00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,720
You try to say you 99 steps.

621
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:52,720
Okay.

622
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,520
For like an obscene amount of money.

623
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,480
Yeah, I don't remember this guy.

624
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,720
You should Google good old Ty Lopez.

625
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,720
We just don't care enough.

626
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,720
You should.

627
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,560
I can't Google every snake oil salesman out there.

628
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560
He was good.

629
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,000
Good for him for being a good snake oil salesman.

630
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,520
I'll Google Tony Robbins and Scientology and all of it.

631
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,520
Tony Robbins is another guy.

632
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,520
Yeah.

633
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:18,520
Tony Robbins.

634
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,920
Another snake oil salesman.

635
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,000
Tony Robbins got famous for being a snake oil salesman.

636
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,640
Well he got famous for being a good snake oil salesman that people actually bought the

637
00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:27,640
snake oil.

638
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:28,640
Yeah.

639
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:31,320
And then he would like go on fucking like be interviewed.

640
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:33,120
What was his big thing though?

641
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,920
Was he teaching, he wasn't teaching financial freedom though, was he?

642
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:36,920
No, no.

643
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:42,080
He was like like self actualization maybe some shit like that.

644
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:48,160
But basically he was like a real good talker and people would pay boo boo bucks to go watch

645
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,680
him talk.

646
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:50,680
People still do.

647
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:51,680
People still do.

648
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:52,680
Yeah.

649
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:53,680
Yeah.

650
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,800
But he's still a big deal.

651
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:55,800
I don't know.

652
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:57,240
Anyway, Tony Robbins.

653
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:58,720
I mean good for him.

654
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:02,280
He got he made millions of dollars for being a real good talker.

655
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Yeah.

656
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,160
In that smile always just remember him smiling.

657
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,960
Little smiling.

658
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:11,800
We see the vision board guy with me the guy that was like oh you gotta have a vision board.

659
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:12,800
I don't.

660
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:16,480
You gotta have a vision board to fucking keep your dreams in sight.

661
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:17,480
I don't know.

662
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,080
I never actually looked into it.

663
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,840
I tried a vision board once.

664
00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:21,840
I never did.

665
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:22,840
It never worked.

666
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,080
I mean every now and then I'll put up a board to like try to organize myself.

667
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:28,080
Right.

668
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,360
It not not as a vision board but like hey I have an appointment on the 23rd.

669
00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,360
Right.

670
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,880
That's why most people put up boards.

671
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:34,880
Yeah.

672
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:39,560
I would avoid that on the 23rd and then I gotta go fucking get my will changed on the

673
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:40,560
same day.

674
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,560
Yeah.

675
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,560
Exactly.

676
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,240
Here's the list of stuff I want to get done this week.

677
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,360
And then I gotta make sure the dogs get bathed.

678
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360
Yeah.

679
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:48,360
Exactly.

680
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,360
Yeah.

681
00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:50,360
So that was my vision board.

682
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,360
I think it's more of a day planner.

683
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:52,360
Yeah.

684
00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:53,360
It is.

685
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,360
Yeah.

686
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:55,720
No but there I want to say it was Tony Robbins.

687
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,360
I could be wrong but somebody made a bunch of fucking money.

688
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,040
She's telling people to have a vision board.

689
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,040
Yeah.

690
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,680
I know a lot of people that have made a lot of money just for basically saying shit that

691
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,400
makes that gives people hope.

692
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,400
All this shit.

693
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,400
All this shit we're talking about.

694
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:12,400
Right.

695
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,760
Is you're giving hopeless people some hope and hopeless people and I know I've been

696
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:16,760
a hopeless person.

697
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Me too.

698
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:22,120
And they will they will do or give anything for just a little bit of hope.

699
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,120
Yeah.

700
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:24,120
You're like man that sounds really good.

701
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:25,120
Yeah.

702
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:26,120
I'll give you 18.

703
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:27,120
I can see why.

704
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:29,120
Like if you're a fucking back to the alpha guys.

705
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:32,440
I give you a fucking fuck and you're a hopeless fuck.

706
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:33,440
Yeah.

707
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,440
And you know you're a hopeless fuck.

708
00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:35,440
Yeah.

709
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:39,720
And you see some dude that just got back from the alpha man weekend or whatever it's called.

710
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,720
Yeah.

711
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:41,720
And he's like you changed my life.

712
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:42,720
Yeah.

713
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:43,720
You should sign up for it.

714
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:44,720
Yeah.

715
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:45,720
And he calls you like bro or chief afterwards.

716
00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,720
Yeah.

717
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,840
Because that's kind of the slang I imagine those guys use after they're done.

718
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,840
Yeah.

719
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,840
Or brother.

720
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,840
Brother.

721
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:53,840
There it is.

722
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:54,840
Change my life brother.

723
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Yes.

724
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:56,840
Every other words brother.

725
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,840
Yeah.

726
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,840
Or bro.

727
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Oh the bros.

728
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,880
Bro you gotta go to this thing.

729
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,960
Self actualization.

730
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,760
Fucking money tree.

731
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,760
Fucking yelling at you.

732
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:10,480
Fucking board.

733
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:14,240
It's all that wrapped into what and then all of a sudden you're there.

734
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,680
You got this hammer up in the air.

735
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,120
They're spraying water on you and all the fucking out of nowhere all of a sudden Tony

736
00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:27,240
Robbins shows up with his big smile and his suit in the middle of a fucking night to tell

737
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,600
you how to self actualize yourself.

738
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,600
Yep.

739
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:31,600
And it would be better.

740
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:36,760
And then that guy from trailer park boys comes in and only wants to do is tell you

741
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,480
how to self smart yourself.

742
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,320
Self smart yourself.

743
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,320
Yep.

744
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,520
It's worth it bro.

745
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Yeah.

746
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,800
Pay the 18 grand brother.

747
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,800
Yeah thanks Ricky.

748
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:46,800
Yeah.

749
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,800
They should have Ricky.

750
00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,480
You're the fucking self actualization.

751
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:51,480
Hell yeah.

752
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,800
Hey he's one of the most self actualized guys on television.

753
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,800
He really is.

754
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,800
Yeah.

755
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:01,040
Yeah man.

756
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,040
Tony Robbins.

757
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:03,040
Excuse me.

758
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:04,040
Yeah.

759
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:05,840
I didn't just burp into the mic.

760
00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,840
I tried not to.

761
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,680
Well you know I applaud your effort.

762
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,680
There was effort there.

763
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:11,680
There was effort.

764
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:12,680
There was effort.

765
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,680
Yeah.

766
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,680
I'm trying to be nice to you guys.

767
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,320
It's not about whether you succeed or fail.

768
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:17,800
It's about whether you try.

769
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,800
No.

770
00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:19,800
And you know what's.

771
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:26,640
And I think that that's enough of a hopeful thing that the audience can pay me $18,000

772
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,520
for having heard it.

773
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:32,440
Dude I'm telling you if we ever got seven and one half steps to a brandy brandy you

774
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,960
written we could be making some boo-boo bucks.

775
00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,360
Oh absolutely.

776
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:43,600
Shane if I gave up my moral fiber and was willing to just fucking create and sell snake

777
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,680
oil for the masses.

778
00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:47,320
My god.

779
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,840
My god.

780
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:56,480
It would be it's like man it's just the internet is it's like back to the beginning.

781
00:28:56,480 --> 00:29:04,000
It's like you know it was okay when there was no internet and you were stupid.

782
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,160
It was kind of alright.

783
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,160
Right.

784
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:09,160
You could kind of be in your little stupid world.

785
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,160
Yeah.

786
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,160
Remember.

787
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,160
And not have all the information.

788
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,160
Yeah.

789
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:20,560
But if you're a stupid person with a bunch of information that's wrong.

790
00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:21,560
You don't know what's wrong.

791
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,520
You don't know what's wrong.

792
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,880
You gotta pick a side of the bluebird fight.

793
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,240
You do you have to pick a side of the bluebird fight.

794
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:34,800
Are you the are you the the the pig the pigments.

795
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,800
Yeah.

796
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:36,800
Or the refractors.

797
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:37,800
Yeah.

798
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:41,880
You gotta pick a side because that's just gonna prove what kind of person you are.

799
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,880
Yeah.

800
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,520
You know that proves where you got your internet from.

801
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:50,160
It proves not only where you got your internet from but that you're one of those people who

802
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:56,520
doesn't actually truly care about whether or not you know the facts.

803
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:57,520
Or by the snake oil.

804
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,520
Right.

805
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,120
Some people care more about truth than facts.

806
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,120
Right.

807
00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:02,120
These are those people.

808
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,120
Right.

809
00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,640
So what side would those people be on if you were a truth and fact person.

810
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,760
You could be on either side.

811
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,840
So it really doesn't matter.

812
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:10,840
Right.

813
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:17,040
If even if everything you believe is a fact you could still believe or you could still

814
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,920
be one of those people for whom truth is more important than facts.

815
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:28,800
It just so happens that the truth you believe has a lot of facts to do with it for any given

816
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,040
whatever.

817
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,040
That said, you wouldn't know.

818
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:38,200
You wouldn't know whether you're on the fact side or the not fact side of any given issue

819
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,640
because you don't actually care.

820
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,440
Because the truth is what you care about.

821
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,880
And the truth is what you believe.

822
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,360
And the truth is what you believe.

823
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,360
Right.

824
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,400
Truth is a matter of belief.

825
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:55,760
So if you believe that you're a weasel and need to spend 18 grand on an alpha male camp.

826
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Go and do it.

827
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:57,760
Yeah.

828
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:58,760
Then such is true.

829
00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,760
Then that's your truth, babe.

830
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:00,760
Yeah.

831
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,760
If that's your truth, that's your truth.

832
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:02,760
Go and do it.

833
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:03,760
Yeah.

834
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:07,240
That said, maybe just try like looking in the mirror for 20 minutes.

835
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,240
I mean, literally.

836
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,240
It's hard for some people to be.

837
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,240
Yeah.

838
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:11,240
No, I know.

839
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:12,240
I remember I couldn't look in the mirror.

840
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:13,240
I know.

841
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,240
Hey, I fucking.

842
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,240
They're like years.

843
00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,400
They're like, oh, fuck.

844
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:25,480
Dude, I remember one morning getting up and fucking like, you know, getting up and walking

845
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:31,840
in the bathroom and looking in the mirror and literally like a fucking like a human being

846
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:35,360
that I've never seen before was there looking back at me.

847
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,360
Yeah.

848
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,200
And I was startled because I didn't know who the fuck this person was.

849
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:40,200
And then I.

850
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,520
And then I made the conclusion that it's a mirror.

851
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,520
It must be me.

852
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,640
I stopped looking in mirrors for a while.

853
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,640
Yeah.

854
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,640
I think people do.

855
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:48,640
It's uncomfortable, man.

856
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:49,640
Yeah.

857
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,520
I'm going to end on this.

858
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:52,520
Nothing deep.

859
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,000
I'm going to tell a story about my nap today.

860
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000
Oh, yeah.

861
00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:57,640
Because I like naps.

862
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,640
Naps are nice.

863
00:31:58,640 --> 00:31:59,640
Yes.

864
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:00,640
But it was such a.

865
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:01,640
It was like only a 20 minute nap.

866
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:02,640
All right.

867
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:06,640
But it was like such a deep nap that I woke up and I thought I had to go to work.

868
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,640
Damn.

869
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,240
Like I woke up and I was like, oh, shit.

870
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,240
I looked at time.

871
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,240
I'm like, oh, shit.

872
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,240
I'm late.

873
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,240
I'm like energy and yeah, and mental clarity.

874
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,240
Yeah.

875
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,400
I love the perfect power now that recharges you.

876
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,400
And I don't understand motherfuckers that say you don't need naps in life.

877
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,040
Naps are naps are naps are crucial for me.

878
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,200
A good 20 minute power now.

879
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:30,200
Yeah.

880
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,200
That's all I'm saying.

881
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,600
It wasn't like in half an hour or 45 minutes.

882
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:33,600
No, it's great.

883
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,600
It's great.

884
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:35,600
I'm going to.

885
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:36,600
There's one more thing too.

886
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:40,600
Because I was seeing that I was talking to somebody.

887
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,360
About this guy, this guy that I know at the gym, right?

888
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:47,760
We talk every time we were at the gym and I was talking to this girl about him.

889
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:49,400
I was out on a little date.

890
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,640
It's not going to this girl.

891
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,560
I was out on a date with about this dude at the gym that I go to, right?

892
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,560
We hang out.

893
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,560
We talk shit, right?

894
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,060
We talk sports or whatever.

895
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,680
She's like, oh, what's his name?

896
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,600
And I'm like, what do you mean?

897
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,400
She's like, I mean, how long have you been guys been going to the same gym?

898
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,120
Like you should like see if he wants to go to a movie or something.

899
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:08,120
I'm like, no, no.

900
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,160
He's like the guy that I hang out with at the gym.

901
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,720
Yeah, that's not what guys do.

902
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,720
Yeah.

903
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,160
No, he's like, no, you guys should just, you know, maybe he likes going to.

904
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,040
I'm like, I don't need to know that any of that stuff.

905
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,960
We like hang out at the gym and we talk shit.

906
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960
That's what we do.

907
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Yeah.

908
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,240
If you ask that guy if he wants to go get lunch afterwards, he's going to think you're

909
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,240
hitting on him.

910
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,080
I'm like, dude, guys are different than girls.

911
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:30,080
And she's like, what do you mean?

912
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,760
And I'm like, well, I mean, she's like, I know I met a girlfriend at the gym and we

913
00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:35,960
went out, we went out for a lot of days after we worked out.

914
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,160
I'm like, yeah, that's because you're girls.

915
00:33:37,160 --> 00:33:38,160
That's what you do.

916
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,160
Yeah.

917
00:33:39,160 --> 00:33:40,080
Right?

918
00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,080
I've been hanging out.

919
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,760
I've talked to this guy nine or 10 times at the gym and we talked football.

920
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,960
We talked guy stuff, you know what I mean?

921
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,960
Yeah.

922
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,760
But I ain't going to go hang out with them outside of the gym.

923
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:53,760
Yeah.

924
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,760
That'd be weird.

925
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,760
It would.

926
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:56,760
Yeah.

927
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:57,760
That's something that.

928
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,760
Yeah.

929
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,160
Do you have dudes that you know that are like that for you?

930
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:02,640
Or is it just me?

931
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,520
I have in the past.

932
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,520
Right.

933
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,760
But you just have brosie you just game with or whatever.

934
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:08,760
Yeah.

935
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:11,640
And you're like, no, those are just my gaming bros.

936
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:12,640
Yeah, I'm not going to.

937
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,720
And like one guy, you didn't even know his name.

938
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:15,720
Yes.

939
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,720
Absolutely.

940
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,560
There's always one guy you just don't know his name.

941
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:19,560
Yeah.

942
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,560
And you're like, oh, hey, chief.

943
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560
Hey, bud.

944
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
What's up, bud?

945
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560
Oh, my man.

946
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560
My man.

947
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,120
Like you've been playing games with this guy for like four years.

948
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:31,280
You know, all of a sudden one day he's just like, dude, you called me by my name.

949
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,440
You're like, you know, kid, I would, but.

950
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:34,440
Yeah, I would.

951
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,440
But who needs to do that?

952
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,440
Who needs to do that?

953
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,160
We're just here to game.

954
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160
Yeah.

955
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:42,160
But dude, for the life of me, I don't know this guy's name.

956
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,680
Like it's always, it's always like, hey, bro, what's up, bro?

957
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,680
Yeah.

958
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,680
He's like, did you watch that game the other night?

959
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,960
I'm like, yeah, that was all right.

960
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,840
And what was the other one we talked about?

961
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,360
We were talking about fucking wrestling, right?

962
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:54,360
Yeah.

963
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,720
He's like, oh, did you watch that pay-per-view last week?

964
00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:58,720
And I was like, yeah, it's the other thing.

965
00:34:58,720 --> 00:35:01,800
Like, you know, it's a dude I talked to about wrestling.

966
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:07,400
He's not like, it's not like UFC because I don't follow UFC, but I do follow some wrestling.

967
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,000
And we were talking about fucking wrestling.

968
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,000
There you go.

969
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000
Right.

970
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:16,000
And he was talking about how he's taking his wife and his kid to the fucking Sacramento

971
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,920
to go see WWE live.

972
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:19,240
And I was like, dude, that's pretty cool.

973
00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:20,240
Fuck yeah.

974
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,160
He's like, yeah, my kid's really into it.

975
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:25,200
And so, you know, that's about as deep as we get though.

976
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,680
I know he has a kid and I know he has a wife.

977
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,680
Right.

978
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,680
Yeah.

979
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,520
And he, he gives me a hard time because I don't.

980
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:32,520
Yeah.

981
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Right.

982
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,520
But that's it.

983
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,520
Yeah.

984
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,520
And that's what guys do.

985
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:39,200
They can talk about fucking sports or whatever the fuck.

986
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,200
Yeah.

987
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,720
And I'm not going to like hang out with them outside of the gym.

988
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720
That's just weird.

989
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:44,720
Yeah.

990
00:35:44,720 --> 00:35:47,360
That would be like, so, yeah.

991
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,360
No, I get it.

992
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,360
I get as a man.

993
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:50,360
I understand.

994
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:51,360
Right.

995
00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:52,360
Yeah.

996
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,840
But like you and me, like we've been friends for so long, it wouldn't be weird for me to

997
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:59,400
like hang out with you outside of doing this because we've done it so many times.

998
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,400
You know what I mean?

999
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,400
Yes.

1000
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:02,400
Countless times.

1001
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,400
Right.

1002
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:08,120
It would be weird for me to go hang out with you when you went and did your gaming thing.

1003
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:09,120
Yeah.

1004
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,120
You just hanging out there?

1005
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:11,120
Yeah.

1006
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120
Yeah.

1007
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:13,120
That would be a little weird.

1008
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:14,120
Like weirdo.

1009
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:15,120
Who's that guy in the chair over there?

1010
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:16,120
Yeah.

1011
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,120
Hey Max, who's your plus one?

1012
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,280
Well, I don't know chief.

1013
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,680
He's a, he just sort of followed me here.

1014
00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,840
Try to ignore him.

1015
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,280
I don't remember his name.

1016
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,880
Oh, but this is handy.

1017
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,360
Oh, this is my friend Shane.

1018
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,360
Shane this.

1019
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:31,360
Oh, they're chief.

1020
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,360
Yeah.

1021
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,280
Anyway, that's our episode.

1022
00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:40,720
I didn't want to end it up on a dark note and I think we didn't, I think we ended on

1023
00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:41,720
a light note.

1024
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,720
Absolutely.

1025
00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:45,000
So thank you for listening.

1026
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:48,360
If you stuck all the way through, we appreciate you.

1027
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,360
Yeah.

1028
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,640
And until next time, don't be a dick.

1029
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,640
Oh, don't be a dick.

1030
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,640
Yeah, that's what we say now.

1031
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,640
I like that.

1032
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:55,640
I like that a lot.

1033
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,640
Yeah, it's better than don't shit yourself.

1034
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,760
It is better than don't shit yourself.

1035
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:01,360
Although don't shit yourself, you know, comes in handy.

1036
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:02,360
It does.

1037
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,840
Shane and Max told me not to shit myself.

1038
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:09,440
Yeah, but here's, I think don't shit yourself is a given for like all but one out of a thousand

1039
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,440
people.

1040
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,440
Yeah.

1041
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:12,440
Don't be a dick is for everybody.

1042
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,440
Don't be a dick.

1043
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,120
Everybody needs a reminder sometimes.

1044
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:18,920
Nobody needs to be reminded not to shit themselves.

1045
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:22,920
Everybody as a going thing just has it.

1046
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,880
They take for granted that today they're, they're not going to shit themselves.

1047
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,840
If they do, it's an accident, you know.

1048
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,840
Yeah.

1049
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:32,840
Yeah.

1050
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,960
But to be reminding not to be a dick is kind of important.

1051
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,960
Yeah.

1052
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:39,520
Oh my God, by the way, I am so lucky.

1053
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,360
But you're not a dick?

1054
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,520
That I didn't shit myself when I was sick.

1055
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:44,520
Yeah.

1056
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,640
Because I was like, I was like too sick to get out of bed.

1057
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,640
Right.

1058
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:48,640
And I also had the crazy shits.

1059
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:49,640
Yeah.

1060
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,680
But I would just, I would just like, I would just sort of like lay there and bear it while

1061
00:37:53,680 --> 00:38:00,360
my guts gurgled for a few hours while I built up the energy to make it to the bathroom.

1062
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,040
And then I would just sort of make it to the bat.

1063
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,560
And then I would like rest on the toilet for a while after I was doing that.

1064
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,560
Yeah.

1065
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:07,560
It sounds like the vid.

1066
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:08,560
It sounds like the vid.

1067
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:09,560
Yeah, it was rough.

1068
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,760
And then I would, and then I would get up after my toilet rest, you know, 20 minutes snoozing

1069
00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:17,960
on the, on the can and stumble back to bed.

1070
00:38:17,960 --> 00:38:20,840
Anyway, that's our episode.

1071
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:21,840
Yeah.

1072
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:22,840
Don't be a dick.

1073
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:23,840
Don't be a dick.

1074
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:30,240
If you liked it all the way through leave us a review, you know, a like, a comment, anything.

1075
00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,240
Interact with us.

1076
00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:32,240
Yeah.

1077
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,240
Interact with us.

1078
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,200
You know, send us an email.

1079
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,840
Tell us your experience of not being a dick.

1080
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,840
Yeah.

1081
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,840
All right.

1082
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,840
All right.

1083
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,840
Till next time.

1084
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,840
Yep.

1085
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:43,840
Bye.

1086
00:38:43,840 --> 00:39:03,240
So

1087
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:10,320
deal with something, go insane.